Retired Area 51 Worker Reveals UFO Secrets After Drunk Night In Vegas
I think it’s safe to say that we’ve all made mistakes when we’re drunk. With all the experience I’ve had, you could consider me an expert. What’s supposed to be a casual beer can get me feeling tipsy very quickly. With my altered judgement, I get another drink so my friends think I can handle my liquor. Dangerous tactic I know.
Suddenly I’m offering to buy everyone shots of tequila. If I’m not rolling around on the floor by this point, I’m definitely embarrassing myself in another way. Am I flirting with a 70-year-old guy? Perhaps I’m in the girls bathroom telling all my fellow ladies how pretty they are. If I haven’t lost my phone yet, you just know I’m drunk texting the guy I like. The last thing I usually remember is the bottom of a shot glass before I black out and wake up in my bed, my shoes still on and one thing on my mind: regret
I know the cycle all too well. The only silver lining I can come up with, other than some incredible stories, is that I didn’t compromise the US Government. If I knew any of our country’s spectacular secrets, I guarantee they’d come out. Unfortunately, an Area 51 worker suffered the same fate that I do whenever I have a big night out – mistakes were made.
After getting crazy drunk, one Area 51 worker revealed some insane secrets about extraterrestrial life. A YouTuber who goes by black biggot uploaded a video explaining the conversation he had with his neighbor, who knows all about UFOs. It’s almost at a million views, and has received a lot of speculation. What do you think?
Suddenly I’m offering to buy everyone shots of tequila. If I’m not rolling around on the floor by this point, I’m definitely embarrassing myself in another way. Am I flirting with a 70-year-old guy? Perhaps I’m in the girls bathroom telling all my fellow ladies how pretty they are. If I haven’t lost my phone yet, you just know I’m drunk texting the guy I like. The last thing I usually remember is the bottom of a shot glass before I black out and wake up in my bed, my shoes still on and one thing on my mind: regret
I know the cycle all too well. The only silver lining I can come up with, other than some incredible stories, is that I didn’t compromise the US Government. If I knew any of our country’s spectacular secrets, I guarantee they’d come out. Unfortunately, an Area 51 worker suffered the same fate that I do whenever I have a big night out – mistakes were made.
Alright, not the most credible source in the world. The drunken ramblings of a neighbor told by a YouTube star in what looks like an empty bus isn’t exactly earth-shattering. Still, it makes you wonder… Here’s what other YouTubers had to say.
A few think his claims could hold some truth